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Funny Euphemistic Expressions

By Nkem Egenuka on Tue, 04/07/2017 - 14:00

Euphemism is a polite expression used in place of words or phrases that are considered harsh, blunt or unpleasant to hear.  It is a mild, indirect word or expression substituted for a word considered offensive when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing.

Here are some categories of funny euphemisms to use every day!.

Euphemisms for Fart

  • Who Fired That Shot?
  • A One Man Salute
  • A Trouser Cough
  • A Bottom Burp
  • Let Each Little Bean Be Heard
  • A Trouser Trumpet
  • To Break Wind
  • A Mating Call of the Barking Spider
  • A Mexican Jet Propulsion

Euphemisms for a Fat Person

  • A Heroically Proportioned Person

Euphemisms for lying

  • One is Economical with the Truth
  • A Political Spin

Euphemisms for Pooping

  • To Catch Up On Some Reading
  • Committing Yourself to the Dumpatorium
  • To Go Lose Some Weight
  • Chocolate Syrup Explosion
  • To Drop a Bomb
  • To Download a Brownload
  • Dropping a Load
  • To Feed the Water Gods
  • Feeding the White Monster
  • To Give Back That Corn
  • To have a ‘Code Brown’ at work
  • To Make a Deposit in the Porcelain Bank

Euphemisms for Death

  • He joined The Choir Invisible
  • She took a Harp

 

 

Sources

www.inherentlyfunny.com

www.esquire.com

lynnschneiderbooks.com

www.you-can-be-funny.com

en.oxforddictionaries.com

Photo Credit

www.capitalfm.co.ke

 

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